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earVegasissupposedtomakeyoumore…what?Wild?” Leo夸张地摊手：“Well，atleastitmakesmemorepreparedforlife.Imean，whereIefrom，youlearhingsbythetimeyou’reten—howtodealwithdrunks，howtolosemoao，andhowtopretendyoudon’tseeillegalstuffhappening.” 艾优忍不住笑出声：“Right.AndwhereIgrewup，youlearnhowtoshovelsnow，hoologizeunnecessarily，andhowtosurvivewithoutsunlightforsixmonths.” Leo一脸同情地摇头：“Ah，thetrueMidwesterntragedy—endlesswintersandunshakablepoliteness.” 艾优点头，装模作样地叹了口气：“Exactly.Youknow，whenyoubumpintosomeoneiwinCities，it’saletitiontoseeologizefirst.‘Oh，I’msorry！’‘No，I’msorry！’‘No，really，Iinsist，I’msorrier！’” Leo大笑，举起咖